Top OracleTok Hot Takes From Twitter

Is the Oracle / TikTok deal peak 2020? Or are Boomers just determined to ruin everything that Zoomers like? Either way, Twitter went to work when the news hit.

1. The immediate take by everyone in tech.

I for one am thrilled to experience Tik Tok for Enterprise Pro

— Jonathan from ThreatKey (@0xHaas) September 14, 2020

2. The take only an experienced Oracle survivor could provide.

https://twitter.com/gagesalzano/status/1305540930393571329

3. The hedge fund take.

https://twitter.com/wordsandbits/status/1305233413637632000

4. The Kara Swisher Venn diagram take.

Couldn’t help myself – @karaswisher is one of the few at the intersection #OracleTikTok pic.twitter.com/MeSqQPd6RR

— Audrey K Solomon (@audreyksolomon) September 14, 2020

5. The dev ops inside joke take.

https://twitter.com/villi/status/1305358253698686976

6. The depressing truth take.

https://twitter.com/4shub/status/1305385043645227009

7. The inside joke take.

If Oracle buys TikTok, users will have to install Tik and Tok apps separately.

— IceCreamMan (@Ktens) September 14, 2020

8. The requisite Steve Buscemi meme take.

Oracle and Tik Tok?

Oracle: How do you do, fellow kids?!

Tik Tok: …… pic.twitter.com/bL0roec50u

— Ryan A Boyles (@theRab) September 14, 2020

9. The take only Dave Pell could give us.

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about the prez who lied
Oracle touched Tik Tok deep inside
The day the music died

— DavePell@threads (@davepell) September 14, 2020

10. The requisite “wrong answers only” Microsoft Dancing Nerds gif answer take.

https://twitter.com/cc_chapman/status/1305795404143964160