Is the Oracle / TikTok deal peak 2020? Or are Boomers just determined to ruin everything that Zoomers like? Either way, Twitter went to work when the news hit.
- The immediate take by everyone in tech.
2. The take only an experienced Oracle survivor could provide.
3. The hedge fund take.
4. The Kara Swisher Venn diagram take.
5. The dev ops inside joke take.
6. The depressing truth take.
7. The inside joke take.
8. The requisite Steve Buscemi meme take.
9. The take only Dave Pell could give us.
10. The requisite “wrong answers only” Microsoft Dancing Nerds gif answer take.